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Date: 2016-08-08 09:20 pm (UTC)
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you can get one of those dog watchers to come to your place. i'm just trying to save your pillows from being covered in shit all the time.

i know we both know what happens, but it's the principal of it. we can't watch only 1 and 3. all or nothing.

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Date: 2016-08-09 06:04 am (UTC)
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just hide all your stuff, i've heard some of those kids are little shits and will go trying to steal from you the moment you leave. a girl in my ballet class said they almost stole her dog

[That'd be pretty ironic, though, wouldn't it?]

i've already got my mind ready for it, i can't turn back now.

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Date: 2016-08-11 02:28 am (UTC)
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yeah, it looks like you're doing that really well. i guess if you like shit on your pillows, that's on you.

[Different strokes for different folks.]

It's not the same, we'd have to move the couch in front of your monitors and i really doubt you're going to want to do that.

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Date: 2016-08-11 09:05 am (UTC)
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if we're going to skip any of them, it's gonna be the last one.

it's a little depressing that the idea of movie rental stores went out back in the early 2000's, one would be really fucking helpful now.

what about that guy who sells the $2 dvd's in the bus station?


[She has faith in your abilities, Elliot.]

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Date: 2016-08-11 07:53 pm (UTC)
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see. i told you that you would.

i had faith in you the entire time.

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Date: 2016-08-11 09:27 pm (UTC)
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if anyone ever has faith in you, it's always going to be me.

yeah, i have those street tacos still. should i get something else?
have you eaten yet today?
Edited Date: 2016-08-11 09:28 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2016-08-11 09:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rootaccess
👫💕👍

good name. i think the guy should rename his stand to that. carlos' tacos doesn't have as nice of a ring to it.

no you didn't eat? or no you don't want me to get something else?

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Date: 2016-08-11 10:02 pm (UTC)
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[That's how the young folks express their love and affection for one another in this new fangled age of technology. Duh.]

stop doing that thing where you are super avoidant to questions that you don't want to answer.

i'm gonna order pizza, you're gonna eat at least 3 slices of it and the tacos

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Date: 2016-08-12 10:14 pm (UTC)
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please. you know exactly what i'm talking about. you're doing it again.

i live on the wild side, join me.

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Date: 2016-08-19 07:25 am (UTC)
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Darlene had been sitting on the couch when Elliot came in, thumbing through the pages of a magazine that she'd nicked from some sidewalk stand while the person who was supposed to be watching it had been conveniently distracted -- New York was full of distractions, and Darlene knew how to make them work in her favor for the most part. All of it was a matter of misdirection.

"Yeah." She replied boredly, not bothering to look up from the magazine that she was honestly only half interested in. It was something centered around celebrity gossip; who was dating who, who had broken up with who and who had been seen out and about in New York, Los Angeles, or some other ritzy foreign location. They weren't the things that Darlene cared about, but the brainwashed masses seemed to eat that shit up and that was really what Darlene found to be entertaining.

People loved living vicariously, rather than going out and actually doing things themselves. That's where she and Elliot differed, though. They were really making a change.

"Like twenty minutes ago. Should be here any minute now. Did you find them?" Darlene glanced up at Elliot from over the top of the glossy pages. "I mean, it only took you half the fucking night, you better at least have something."